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You know its a bad week in which, i had no calls until after i had my little mishap with my vehicle,lol so needless to say i got calls and couldnt take them for loss of transportation, temporarily of course!. so to all the potential clients out there, i am sorry but as of this time i cannot do this unless i have a driver for awhile, or any of you who have ideas, pls email me with them. i need to fix my vehicle as soon as i can.
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General Blog Category: Events and Announcements
Current Mood: crappy
Added on: 04/27/07 13:40
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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild
depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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Added on: 03/18/07 16:37
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What do you do to a sex offender to correct their despicable crimes against society? The death penalty was the solution for many years, but that has changed. Chemical castration has been discussed at length and the consensus appears to be that this form of corrective action disproportionately increases the membership of the Democratic Party. Psychologists can't fix them either, that's been tried and has failed miserably. The Psychologists end up having sex with their patients. It's a teacher thing.
Here's a new technique being tried in Portland. It's a process whereby the patient (underneath) is brought to a point of unconsciousness while in full facial contact with his problem. The intention is to give the violator a horrible distaste for sex.
So far the treatment has proved very successful, with a very low recidivism rate, however they have lost several patients due to Nurse Bertha's over-exuberance. One corpse showed severe retinal reticulation indicating suffocation, and another was found to have a broken neck, tongue fully extended with a Jack Nicholson type smile on his face. Medical Examiners are reviewing this particular case for possible methadone involvement.
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Added on: 03/18/07 16:36
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
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The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
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The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
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The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
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The 6th kind is called Religious Sex,
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
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OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
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General Blog Category: Sex
Current Mood: apathetic
Added on: 03/18/07 16:33
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I'm The Girl Who...
*I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
*I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
*I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
*I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...
*I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
*I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and remember each one...
*I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...
*I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
*I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...
*I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead.. (its cute)
*I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...
*I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend...
*I'm the girl you can be yourself around and not have to worry about what im thinking cuz i will still love you for you!
*I'm the girl who doesn't care about your past because it is in the past
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General Blog Category: Relationships, Romance, Love
Current Mood: cheerful
Added on: 03/18/07 16:29
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