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The Porn industry goes bust.

Yet ANOTHER 'programme' from Endemol on channel Five last night, left me wondering if they were trying to put the Porn industry out of business.
Is there no end to the number of (deluded) souls who will get their kit off for the chance to be on T.V

I saw pubes, flanges,long schlongs, button mushrooms, morbid obesity (though they seemed to be the most cheerful), folds of porcine flesh, shaven havens ( due to the multi piercings) that looked like a hamster's playground.

Some of them relished their brush (no pun) with fame and others looked so uncomfortable that i just wanted to hide my face behind a cushion in excrutiation.

The saving for regular users of Porn, videos or pay per view will be immense---just tune into channel five and you'll be well away.

Added on: 11/05/05 06:54

Comments


Anika Mae
11/05/05 11:07
I think it was before you turned up, but there were people taking pictures for Channel 5 at the last Sirens. They arrived an hour late and proceeded to bug us with bright flashes, a tanned girl in a green bikini and two very straight-looking men posing with her. Quite weird.


Letitcia
11/05/05 17:44
Oh, yeah---that's the vibe i got too. Spoke to a couple of people on the phone, Cynthia Payne had forwarded my contact details,------and it just felt CREEPY.
I happened to have been standing in Waterstones, and this guy, (by phone) was reeling off a host of terminologies (of an extreme sexual nature)---and somehow, i felt as if i was being recorded.
You know what a woman's intuition is like.
It was CREEPY.
That's why i felt for some of the people i saw last night---like they had been AMBUSHED.


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