Twisted ankle

I knew it was a mistake to venture into the metropolis on a Saturday afternoon two weeks before the C word.
I dodged the the shoppers till i came to a triple baby buggy (grrrrr)
and diverted to the gutter.....slipped and TWISTED MY ANKLE.

There i stood, like the Karate kid about to execute 'the crane'...with loads of people offering a perfunctuary 'you all right?' but not actually stopping to help me stand.
I tried to walk it off,....by the time i got home the pain was virtually unbearable...i had to cancel my appointments.

My potential patrons were good natured about it (at least i bloody let them KNOW i was cancelling....wish some men would consider doing the same)
Then finally i got a: 'yeah but you can still suck can't ya?'

I'm glad the spirit of good will toward men is alive and kicking!!!!!

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