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If I Were Queen

EDICT:

Men registering with online communities relating to the sex and adult entertainment industries are hereby forbidden from using any of the words "big", "long", or "thick" in their usernames.

Some can be trusted to use the words responsibly. We regret any inconvencience caused to these men, but the common good must be served.

Added on: 01/11/06 17:45

Comments


Ryan
01/12/06 04:32
Thanks for that Anika! I'd wondered if there were "handles" that were a bad idea! When I was starting out I was going to call myself Phil Urup. Glad I decided it was too tacky now! Ryan was a bad idea though - not everyone can pronounce it and often I get called Brian!


Anika Mae
01/12/06 05:36
Phil Urup is kind of tacky, but at least there's an attempt at humour. Of course, there is more to us all then what we have in our pants. That's the sort of thing I like to see.

You think Brian is bad? I worked with a dancer called Heaven. At least once a night she'd tell someone, "what? Do I look like a Kevin!"


Ryan
01/12/06 08:46
...made me smile.


yupsup32
01/12/06 08:56
I had a friend named Heaven once. After the first month of knowing her even I was tired of the "I want to go to Heaven" jokes... how she avoided carrying loaded guns for people like that I'll never know.

For me my username was the result of typing random junk into Yahoo to find a userid that wasn't too insane. Yupsup32 came up as available and seemed safe enough so I use it for most everything now.

Regards,
BigLongThickOne...

...err I mean, Yupsup! :)


dollymopp
01/12/06 20:06
i had a pal who would say her name was philma.
hello, im philma, philma cracken. her real surname was cracken!


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