Here's to you, Mrs Robinson...
Well, the day of reckoning has arrived. Following some gentle encouragement from a couple of Plink regulars my first Blog is here. Not only that but I am going to attempt to discuss a subject which has caused some contention in the forums. So with the risk of being ostracised at my first attempt here goes.
Ill start with a statement of fact: I like older women *cue aggressive pelting with rotten fruit and veg* Now, Im not talking about Peoples Friend reading, woolly jumper knitting grannies, more women aged mid 30s to late 40s. To me, there is something acutely sexy about the way she carries herself, an appreciation of her own sexuality, and the apparent acceptance of herself and her body. Try as I might, I havent been able to find these erotic qualities in any women of my own age. You may now be wondering what contributory factors have led me to this state. Well..
It all started at the tender age of 10. I was spending the school holidays at my uncles place been looked after by his gorgeous wife (non-blood relative). One scorching august day Id been spending the time in a distant field building a tree house when the branch I was balanced on gave way. I was left hurtling to earth being scraped/scratched by twigs and thorns. I returned the house to find my aunt sunbathing in the garden. She saw the state I was in and ushered me inside to clean me up. She suggested I had a disinfectant bath (for those who dont know this a hot bath with Dettol poured in, smells awful but has wonderful cleansing properties). So there I am, completed naked being bathed by my hot, bikini-clad aunt. To paraphrase another poster, old John Thomas had been awakened. As for my aunt, I still struggle to hold a conversation with her to this day. I love disinfectant baths though!
So, the fire had been lit, but it was to be on simmer for some years to come. It hasnt all been a fairy tale. Oh no, theres been events to test my devotion to Mrs R. Like the time when I took a summer job in a garlic bread factory (dont laugh, the do exist!) As the new guy I had the distinct pleasure of sweeping up as when it was needed. In my first week I made the mistake of asking one woman (quite naively) if I could sweep between her legs. Well, for the remaining three months, before the commencement of my A-Level studies, the cackle of factory women made my life hell.
A few more years passed and I left home to go to University. A great experience discovering cheap booze, girls and every variety of Pot Noodle under the sun. In order to provide extra pocket money I took a weekend job at a nearby department store selling upmarket crystal. I was helping out a woman who I shall call Sandra (a single woman aged 40 ish), who managed the crystal stand. The idea was that I would just help out during the busy periods. Well, I must have seen about 15 customers within a typical day. Most of my day was spent day dreaming about the perfume girls around the corner. This went on for some months until one day we went for a drink for Sandras birthday (not just me, other colleagues too). In any case plenty of wine was consumed until just she and I were left. I was offered something to eat at hers (which I accepted) and eventually ended up in bed where amongst other things we drunk champagne and ate strawberries. This carried on for the remainder of my 2nd year, until I returned home for the summer. When I returned I discovered that the crystal dept was deemed unprofitable (surprise surprise) and that Sandra no longer worked there. So for the remainder of my studies my weekends were spent errr. Studying, and for short periods meeting girls my own age.
Oops! Just realised this blog is dragging on a bit now. Will complete this story with my 2nd blog in a few days..
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Added on: 01/31/06 12:03
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Josephine |
 
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oooh heather I have never forgotten women in love, to this day I can picture those big bushes, it certainly did something for me as Oliver Reed is someone that made me go weak at the knees from a very ( too Young) age! Even now if he was still alive I could have naughty thoughts about him! Read his biog too lovely man I reckon, makes me all unnecessary!
Posted on: 02/04/06 19:25
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dollymopp |
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oliver reeds life story..."evil spirits - the life of oliver reed"
my first view of ollie was a film called "the shuttered room" and was he creepy...
ive never forgotten it. i was very young.
but i have seen women in love, naked men infront of an open coal fire..i was shocked yes!
i have a few dh lawrence tomes, franco nero in the film of the virgin and the gipsy...oh! franco did it for me...
erotica, not porn. much sexier.
Posted on: 02/04/06 19:15
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51scotty |
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Swooning at period costumes Heather? and a reference to DH Lawrence.... I hope you were not thinking of the costumes worn by Oliver Reed and Alan Bates in the famous wrestling scene from Ken Russell's brilliant adaptation of 'Women in Love'.......that would have given you something to get your new gnashers into!! haha.........classic film,1969 only seems like yesterday.......i wish!
Posted on: 02/04/06 04:22
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dollymopp |
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for gladiator outfits!
id be all a swooning!
any period costume, dh lawrence, oh im a gonner....
Posted on: 02/03/06 21:22
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yupsup32 |
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I too have a "thing" for older women. My wife is quite a lot older than me and the women that have been my close friends have always been 5 or more years older sometimes a lot older. I'm still very much into them but the age gap is getting smaller. I think a woman 38-42 absolutely fabulous with the desire waning quickly in either direction from there.
Great post! Keep it up.
-Yupsup!
Posted on: 02/03/06 21:05
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Josephine |
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I used to love playing highwaymen and kidnapping when I was a kid, it was always set in time of frock coats corsets and billowing skirts, and my young neighbours (2 Boys) would kidnap me under a blanket and tie me up in the woods!! Haha I certainly enjoy things al fresco and have a penchant for men in period costume with me dressed similarly ... havent had the pleasure yet to experience it in adult life ... but it certainly affects your maturing thoughts .. I certainly was strangely aroused by it .. infact I will save it for a blog!
Posted on: 02/01/06 09:08
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Ryan |
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Sexologists say that we tend to look to repeat our early positive sexual experiences (so it is definitely best if your first experience is with a member of the same species I guess). The first sexual fantasy I had was with that woman in the "Hi Karate" after shave adverts. Anyone remember her? Lots of dark hair, enormous firm breasts squeezed into a tiny dress - fantastic (rather aggressive too - I have always liked that ever since!). I also had a thing about the girls in the PVC uniforms in the Two Ronnies sketch "The worm that turned". I have a particular thing about putting the two fantasies together!
I prefer women in their late thirties (but then I'm 42!). Tend to end up with escorts in their early twenties tho. Just can't seem to find the kind of girls I like in their late thirties - they don't often work as escorts, don't know why. Or perhaps its because I want to see a girls face on her website before I book her and most girls that do that come from overseas and are younger.
Posted on: 02/01/06 04:53
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Nice one! haha I cant got over the similarities. No mine was an aunty Billy. and since then I had a bit (a lot, a big bit even) of a thing for the more mature ladies. Nowadays I like women my own age, haha its called getting old. soon I wiil like younger women. But tottally agree with you on that mid 30's to 40's thing, I like a finely tuned classic car! (hopefuly there's no rotten fruit left to pelt my fine form with) >>XXX
Posted on: 02/01/06 01:13
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dollymopp |
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i thought it might have started with a p and ended in y? haha...
u have a great first blog! il be reading u...with great gusto!
Posted on: 01/31/06 21:51
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Josephine |
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are definately a male fantasy, I have played the part of "aunty" a few times but they were quite a bit older than me, and Im certainly not in the first flush of youth! (Maybe I should incorporate dettol baths if Im "aunty" again!)
Nice to see you blogging Matt.
Jx
Posted on: 01/31/06 17:47
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Matt |
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Thanks 51scotty!
Good point re john thomas lol! Think it has more significance as i look back on the event. But I certainly remember that being the first time i'd looked at a womans body in that way!
Posted on: 01/31/06 14:47
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51scotty |
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Matt that was brilliant, welcome to the men's department.....it'll soon be like 'Grace brothers' here......auditions will take place next week......suggestions most welcome as to who should be cast in what parts.......i'm not fussy what part i get,just as long as it's not Mr Humphrey's!!
Just two points though,firstly the john thomas i know never had thoughts like that at the age of ten,but maybe that's my problem,i must be a late developer........and secondly ,would you kindly stick to ladies of your own age and leave the more mature lovelies to us geriatrics!.....there does not seem enough to go round as it is, without you muscling in.
Posted on: 01/31/06 13:10
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