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Pillow talk

A part of escorting that I enjoy ( as well as the obvious) is the diverse conversations that take place horizontally. Here are just a few snippets that were voiced post coitally this week ....
1. How to embalm a body.
2. 9/11 was planned well in advance by Bush, and other extraordinary conspiracy theories.
3. How to grow asparagus to perfection.
4. How to kill someone outright by pressing certain parts of the anatomy.
5. Live WW1 unexploded bombs are regularly put along the roadside in Flanders awaiting collection from the military.
6. The high amount of people suffering from hayfever and other allergies is caused through the lack of worms and parasites these days in the human body.
7. Do vaginal muscles get tighter the longer one escorts.(on the same note, have Josephines breasts got bigger the longer she has been escorting)
8. The pros and cons of circumcision.
9. Do ladies who ejaculate really pee themselves, if not what does the liquid consist of, if analyised under a microscope.
10. Was Brian Jones murdered.
Keep the conversations up gents, Im always up for a good discussion (amongst other things!)
Jx


Added on: 08/26/06 20:12

Comments


mark lewis
08/27/06 16:19
Re: What we were discussing, you've spelt analysed incorrectly. See me about some detention. I'll give you 9/10. lol. R. x


Josephine
08/27/06 17:01
ooh crumbs! Haha plus another subject to add to my list, spelling errors ... Ive slipped up there/their/they're.
p.s how do you spell it anyway hehe!
Jx


mark lewis
08/28/06 15:34
I'm not sure, but I know how to spell "delay" or should it have been "annihilate." I've recovered now. Te-he. It's still "Wow!" though. R.x


one eyed panda
09/01/06 10:13
I am sure that i have discussed all of the above with the exception of the Asparagus question.

Most recently it was assisting Bulldogs to mate.

I actually love talking about sexual feelings and experiences and swapping knowledge about this area.


dollymopp
09/02/06 22:03
i have conversations like that too!
what happens to the bits of foreskin that are cut off? u could sew them all together to make a tote bag etc.
how does the man who drives the snowplough get to work?
would dennis nillsen and jeffrey dahmer be mates if they ever met? they had loads in common!


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