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Comfortably numb

I bought some different condoms and unbeknown to me they had a strong anaesthetic in the teat, not just a little numbing but a complete deadening of the whole appendage, so much so that my poor gent was having major concerns as to why he couldn't reach his point of no return, me totally oblivious to the fact apart from wondering where on earth he was finding this sort of stamina from! Obviously the gentleman concerned wanted to end his evening with me feeling that ultimate release but it wasn't to be, he left my cottage in a state of unfinished business. Apparently this lasted for a day or two too. Looking back over the previous days to this visit I recall another gentleman having similar problems and yes the same brand of condom was used. (Thankfully both gents are regulars!)
Apologies to the gentleman who have left my company feeling comfortably/uncomfortably? numb.
I haven't thrown them away as they will be useful for some gents who request a few delaying tactics!
Note to myself: Always read the label and stick to the brands you are used to!
Jx

Added on: 09/02/06 20:36

Comments


mark lewis
09/03/06 15:26
Here are some comical comparisons to wearing a condom:
Going into an art gallery wearing a blindfold.- Going to a concert wearing ear defenders.- Playing the piano wearing gardening gloves. These are just a few, I'm sure I'll think of some more. But, to be serious, as nature has given us std's, we have to put up with them. The unfinished business will be attended to asap. No anaesthetic required. I'm not trigger happy.lol. The aneasthetic is Benzocaine, these are the side effects:

Less common
Large swellings that look like hives on the skin or in the mouth or throat ----------------(my swelling wasn't there)


Symptoms of too much medicine being absorbed by the body--very rare
Blurred or double vision; confusion; convulsions (seizures); dizziness or lightheadedness ; drowsiness; feeling hot, cold, or numb; headache; increased sweating; ringing or buzzing in the ears ; shivering or trembling; slow or irregular heartbeat; troubled breathing; unusual anxiety, excitement, nervousness, or restlessness; unusual paleness; unusual tiredness or weakness. (I was tired and weak) te-he

Good lord. Rx


Josephine
09/03/06 17:27
indeed ... a cock up and up and up never to go down again!
Well I am feeling even more guilty now .. got a call from another gent who I had seen that week saying just how relieved he was to read my blog as he was numb and tingly all the next day! (Coming back to get his just deserts!)
Crumbs Durex what have you done?!
So gents if you want complete staying power just come and see me and ask for Jo's special condominiums .. for the longest ride of your life haha!


dollymopp
09/04/06 03:35
by fate id all dub. thats what u say when it gets in ur face boys...
translated as (my face is all numb)

xylocaine cream for the vigorous lady hahaaaa


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