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Blowing your socks (and shoes) off ..

I think I have had one of the strangest items of lost property left in my capable hands .. one pair of gentlemans beautifully made brown suede brogues. It wasn't until I woke up that I noticed them there, side by side by the dressing table, waiting for their masters feet to walk them out of my hotel room but no he had gone and abandoned them to the mercy of a lady of dubious repute.
Had he walked out onto the early morning streets of London in just his socks? My mind spun in the early morning haze of the previous nights over indulgence until I remembered he had changed out of his suit into his more casual attire the previous evening, and then back again into his city clobber this morning, accidently leaving the said footwear with me.
Somehow I managed to squeeze the huge size 10's into my little wheeley suitcase. They are now residing happily in my country cottage awaiting patiently their reunion with their masters feet.
Jx

Added on: 09/15/06 18:26

Comments


dollymopp
09/15/06 18:29
he must have brought slippers?
i still have a dior tie in my midst. i always thought that a gent could/would know of that missing too.


Josephine
09/15/06 18:39
Maybe we should have some pics done for our websites wearing the items from the lost property .. a quiz corner, spot your missing clothes!


dollymopp
09/15/06 18:48
everybody get loose, footloose! kick of ur whoring shoes!


Eleanor Aston
09/16/06 17:11
Need to pat them down before they leave...I always do
'Now have you got every thing
,watch,wallet.glasses,phone..socks shoes and sanity?'

The lost property box of Miss Aston contains several lost sanitys and a box of smokes with one fag!
...Dont think fag packet is going to cover much?


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