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Sex Jokes

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
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The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
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The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
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The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex.

This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
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The 6th kind is called Religious Sex,

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
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OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex.

You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

General Category: Sex
Current mood: apathetic
Added on: 03/18/07 16:33