Pillsbury Doughboy died :-(

Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:31 pm (PST)

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Good one. I bet the song was "Roll me over in the clover." LOL
I wonder, though, did he ever pack a bun? I'm sicccck.

yes. As this guy did, I'm sure we could come up with lots of stuff. Anyone game to try?

Hey! I just love this post! Good joke and it's very funny too! I can't come up with any right now; but I'm sure that others can soon. Again,very good joke!
Have a great week!
Take Care,
12pleaseu

Im sure some of his family members went out and got baked when they heard the shocking news. :-P

And they had to drink fermented yeast and barley to get over the bad news

I have a friend who carries the nickname Pillsbury Doughboy, we poke him in the tummy too, lol. That's sooo funny!

How about this one...

You would think his wife would be grieving butter face showed nothing of the expression.


Ok it was lame... But I tried lol