The worst experience ever
Personal data, location and contacts
03/05/08
Independent
Escort appearance
Female
Caucasian
Yes, but rather old
No
Very Fatty
26 - 30
DirtyBlonde
Small
No
Droopy
Shaved
Loose
Smokes, but not during the session
Services and activities
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes, bare
No
No, refused
Can turn you off better than any other service provider, guaranteed! BBBJ will not get you excited. Despite being an apparent professional, it was as if she was trying not to excite me.
Visit details
03/05/08
Monique is nice on the phone. I have talked to her more than once, and she has a rehearsed script which works well at getting people in the door, but once you get there, you'll regret it. There is every reason not to waste money on her. She's really really disgusting, and any review you read which says otherwise is Monique or one of her friends (if she has any) just baiting you to come. A lot of escorts write their own reviews. Monique makes it too obvious. Like all junkies, Monique is a liar in the supreme. I did manage to talk with her about services available (she was hesitant here) but when I got to her place, many of the services advertised were no longer available (like DFK and GFE). I have to admit that she was so unattractive that the thought of kissing her revolted me anyway. She gave me a lot of attitude about actually going through with the BBBJ she had promised earlier on the phone. I wouldn't have bothered to show if I had known she wasn't into it. Anyway, she grudgingly agreed to actually provide at least this one small part of the service agreed upon, but performance on her part was so poor that I couldn't get it fully up. She kept on complaining that I was 'high maintenance'. Really, she just doesn't know how to and/or doesn't want to do the work of an escort. She hates her job and it shows. In the end, the hour I paid for was twenty minutes long and I was glad to leave despite handing over the money she clearly stated was for an hour's service. Monique could not get me off, so I jerked off and tried to cum in her face (missed) but got it at least onto her sheets. She was so pissed off that I got cum on her sheets and complained that 'now she would have to wash them before her next client.' That means she doesn't normally wash the sheets. There is only one bedroom in this place, so not only does every guy get nastied in the dirty sheets, Monique also sleeps in them. I guess she is too lazy to go to the laundry mat.
120 for a full hour (advertised but not fullfilled)
none - a refund would have been more appropriate
Attitude and service ratings
Other reviews of this provider
| 1 | MacJack: "Toronto - incalls" | 02/03/08 | |
| 2 | neptunestempest: "what a sweet GFE encounter!!" | 02/03/08 | |
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First of all, I hesitated giving you a bbbj because you looked very dirty and you smelled badly. I wash my sheets and have extras for other clients, therefore I do not sleep in the same sheets. And for someone who just meets for the first time you sure are full of assumptions that you know nothing about. I don't appreciate being lied about. You completely lied through the whole review. I clean myself after every client and do not have a cocaine addiction. I like to smoke my herb and am not shy about that. Just because you come into my home with a bad attitude does not mean I need to accept that!!!!
Those other reviews are real and were clients not friends. One bad apple out of all other nicer apples I come into contact with and you think I am ugly. You're the only one. And If you came in here with a better attitude and not so demeaning maybe I would have given you a better time. But you smelled and were unkempt. I hate dealing with dirty clients so I acted accordingly. Sorry I should have just turned you away. Or at the very least made you take a shower. So now you know why some services that I do offer I didn't want to do with you. My bad. I will learn for next time not to take dirty clients or at least put them in the shower. It took me an hour to get the stink out of my room with the windows open. So before you start projecting your crap on me take a look in the mirror.
Monique2007
No Monique, I am a very hygenic person and I showered before coming to your house, brushed my teeth and used deodorant, just as I do every morning. When I got to your house, the first thing I did was ask to use your washroom so I could wash my hands. Your washroom was disgusting! I could smell nasty body odour on the wet towel which was hanging up.
I was incredibly nice to you, polite and considerate. I commented on how much I liked your cat even though it is a disgusting, stinky, mangy flee bag like yourself. I suspect that one of the reasons you were so rude and pushy with me is precisely because I was not at all ascertive. Anyway, I'm not a jerk who treats people coarsely, so yes, you decided it was possible to walk all over me by wasting my time and money.
You had that morning-after coke head look about you. You were all sketchy the way coke heads are sketchy the day after partying. You had that cocaine dehydration and cocaine pissiness. That's why you treated me like dirt. You are a major blow-head and when you are coming down off your highs or feeling the emotional low that comes a day after partying, you become a complete bitch and treat people, even clients, like dirt. And yes you did tell me that you are a habitual cocaine user, so don't lie now. If was making this up, I would say you were a crack-head. But I am not lying. I am not saying you are anything other then what you yourself told me.
Perhaps you didn't notice that I wasn't the least bit surprised when you told me you are a blow-head. You have all the physical symptoms. As for your looks, do you actually deny that your ugly pictures are from years ago, and that your massive cellulite ass, saggy bean bag breasts, ugly face and ratty, smokey hair are anything short of disgusting? Do you deny that your flabby gut hangs down over your beltline? Do you deny that your backside looks like cottage cheese?
As for the stink, it was not me. It is from your filthy apartment and your unclean vagina, as well as your mangy cats. Another poster commented that you sometimes burn incense. That is how stinky people cover up their stinky apartment nastiness. I am not surprised to read another poster comment that you burned incense. I just wish you had done the same when I visited.
Obviously you'll say anything to discredit a bad review, so go ahead and write more crap, but the bottom line is that you are a complete waste of time. You are bad at your job. You are a bitch. You are ugly in the extreme. You are a liar. Your photos are misrepresentations. You are a junkie. You mistreated me for no damn good reason, and my writing a justified, accurate review is called for, because I don't want other people to get burned the way I did. You see Monique, when you treat people like dirt, sometimes they talk about it publicly, which is not good for your business.
Perhaps if you had apologized for the way you treated me, I would have deleted my review and my comments. Maybe you don't care. Maybe me posting comments doesn't effect your business, because people will still be willing to pay for your substandard services. I don't know. But consumers out there shopping for services should be made aware of the truth. I am merely warning them. I hope you treat your clients better in future. Maybe you should stop being a blow-head, and start going to the gym.
And I clean myself after every client. I make sure of that not just for myself but for other people as well. Anyway I hope you find the peace you so much need. I'm sorry things didn't work out but you don't need to be so mean.
I guess you'll say anything.
But you were right about one thing. You should have apologized. In fact, if you did, I would have taken down my harsh (yet truthful) evaluation of your substandard services. I think I still would. If you simply acknowledge that you behaved like a cow, used photos which are misleading, provided a really poor service and did not give my money's worth, and then apologize, I'll take down my review, just as soon as I see it.
I found reading the reviews rather entertaining.